No man with any sense of humor ever founded a religion.

--Robert G. Ingersoll - American political and atheist crusader; the most famous atheist of his day.  Known as “the Pagan prophet.”  Son of a minister.  “When arrested under the Comstock laws, Ingersoll argued in his defense that the Bible is full of sexually explicit passages, so it, too, should be barred from the mail system.” (via helvetebrann)